Santorum is dropping out...

Sad news for folks who hate vaginas:  Rick Santorum is dropping out of the presidential race.  Thus ends almost a year of fun, terror and gay bashing.  I'm gonna miss the little anal drip. 

We can now look forward to the official launching of the Mitt Romney campaign!  Fun fact: in a totally unrelated note, 100 years ago today, the Titanic launched on her maiden voyage. 

Now, I'm not comparing ol' Mitt to an ill-fated tragedy that killed roughly 1,500 people but he is rich, white and along the way all his servants died. 

I'm assuming.