I must apologize

Yesterday's post was kind of a bummer.  Yes, it was an insight into what is actually a rather fascinating job, in an anthropological sorta way.  But--and I'll be the 1st to admit--child porn is not something you typically come to this blog to read about. 

I will say this: when I did make the one sort-of joke--the one about R. Kelly--I originally had typed the sentence as:  "Who finds child porn funny?  Besides Phil Spector?"

For those not in the know, Phil Spector was a famous music producer who, among other things, rescued The Beatles album Let it Be from the ashes and made it super-syrupy with his signiture "Wall of Sound".  I also remembered him being involved in a statutory rape case but it turns out I was thinking of Roman Polanski.  Phil Spector murdered an actress.  Also, he looks like this:

Clearly, the comedy level of that mugshot is off the charts.  But thanks to something stupid called "fact checking", I wasn't allowed to use it.  What, do I fancy myself a journalist or something?

Yes.  A sexy, sexy journalist.  For chubby chasers.