For instance, in creating a totally rad blog, one needs a catchy title, an mission statement (probably) and a super-cool picture at the top that captures the essence of what the blogger does. I do have a title; I'm not sure I'd call it "catchy". I guess if I had to condense my mission statement into one word it would be "burritos". But "burritos" is not much of a statement so I guess my mission statement would be "Consume burritos".
Mission accomplished.
Which brings us to the super-cool picture. I want something manly. But not just manly; the photo needs to be awesomely manly. Something like, oh, I dunno: Darth Vader having a light saber/whip fight with Indiana Jones. If one googles "Darth Vader light saber whip fight Indiana Jones", you are greeted with this image:
That picture theoretically is exactly what I want but for whatever reason, seems so far away from what I need. Too cartoony? Not cartoony enough? I can't quite put my finger on it.
Oddly, when you google "Darth Vader light saber whip fight Indiana Jones", you will also find this image:
I did some more searches for manly pictures, in a desperate attempt to find a blog header-worthy picture:
When I googled "Clark Griswold fighting a grizzly bear" (why not?):
When I googled "Ditka vs God", I found:
I don't find the Levitra Challenge particularly "Manly".
Likewise, when I googled "Viking vs Dinosaur", I got a badass Viking fighting a monocled (for whatever reason) T-Rex:
When I googled "Dark Helmet Politely tells off Lone Star", I found:
Ok, ok, full disclosure: I created that image.
Sadly, the search continues. If anyone comes up with a super-fantastic photo or drawing, let me know. I promise I won't let anyone know it was you who found it, thereby assuring confidentiality so that no one--ever--will know you're associated with Bonzer T's Home Skillet.
