Looking for that special touch of subtle crazy in your Halloween costume this year?

Sure, you could go as this guy:

Meh.  It's been done.

Or this guy:

Woah!  Too soon!

Or you could do this to your dog:

Nothing subtle here.  If you do this to your pet, you are one drooling, batshit crazy mofo.

Or you could be this guy:

I take it back.  This is awesome.

No, if you really want to say, "I'm totally crazy but it will take you juuuuuuuuuust a moment to figure out why", all you need to do is pay $75.00 for this:

And while you're at it, buy the matching thong!